Just a quick post tonight because I wanted to upload the collage I did for MMM. The theme was Nature. I had in mind to make something for the garden- a driftwood/stone type sculpture, but the weather here has been so bad recently that I've not been able to get out to collect anything. In the end I did a collage. I used some book pages (about birds and flowers), some paper napkins and distress inks to add colour. It's simple but pretty I think. I like it.
And here's a joke. hope you find it as funny as I did:
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife, and he says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my friend's bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my bottom with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher